After reading Betty's "Why did the chicken cross the road" entry, I wondered why it's always the chicken crossing the road. Well, actually it is NOT only the chicken...
Why did the fox cross the road?
-To get the chicken.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
-It was on the chicken's foot.
Why did the deer cross the road?
-It was the chicken's day off.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
-The chicken hadn't evolved yet.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
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